jalupa 

A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.

That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.

jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010

Jalupa 

A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph

My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!

Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005

Hechar jalupa 

Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.

*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the host’s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*

Wtf!

What?

Where are you going with my computer?

Hechar jalupa.

Not with my computer you ain’t.

*fight*

Hechar jalupa by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

Jalupra 

𝗝𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗮 is another word for dick/cock

" Yo , His girl was sucking my Jalupra" .

"Bro you on my Jalupra crazy right now "

Jalupra by PlugOnTop November 4, 2022

jalapanus 

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

jalapanus by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalapatated 

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

Jalapatated by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

Jaluga 

Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.

Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!

Jaluga by traGicsz September 15, 2010