A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.
That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.
by jalupa king February 24, 2010
A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph
by old man April 15, 2005
Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the host’s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*
Wtf!
What?
Where are you going with my computer?
Hechar jalupa.
Not with my computer you ain’t.
*fight*
Wtf!
What?
Where are you going with my computer?
Hechar jalupa.
Not with my computer you ain’t.
*fight*
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 15, 2024