Jaluga 

Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.

Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!

Jaluga by traGicsz September 15, 2010

jalupa 

A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.

That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.

jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010

Smacking the jauga 

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.

Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!

Smacking the jauga by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016

jalufa 

something to eat, specially if you don't have to cook it or put it in the oven/microwave, it's also something you can eat inmediately, such as a snack, but also it can be a meal that's already made and you're ready to eat it. Also, if you scream it, it means you're hungry

Example 1
Guy 1- Dude, do you have some jalufa?
Guy 2- Oh, so you're hungry? I got some waffles with chocolate syrup!! really yummy!!
Guy 1: let's go!! eating time!!

Example 2
Son: JALUFA!!!
Mother: don't worry, son, lunch time is 5 minutes left....

Example 3:

Shopkeeper: Hello, may I help you?
Customer: Sure, I was looking for some jalufa
Shopkeeper: I got some just made bakery, do you want some?
Customer: Sure!!!

jalufa by Uxiesama February 24, 2013

jaluka 

the absolute cutest most famous couple in the whole wide world!! they love eachother to the moon and back!!

Wow did you see Jaluka walking around Toronto the other night??!! They looked fab!!! I wish I was like them so badly!!

jaluka by Jalukafan69 March 19, 2022

Jalupa 

A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph

My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!

Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005

Jalagala Jalkaz 

The self pleasuring of oneself while running around shouting Grace. A well known ritualistic tradition derived from the 18 B.C. by Karr Thikk Un Sothulai

Karthik was found by police carrying out Jalagala Jalkaz

Jalagala Jalkaz by Sammy Richards November 5, 2020