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Osama bin Shotten

Dead terrorist, 11 years in waiting.
Did you hear the news? Osama bin shotten!

Osama bin Laden shots 

A shot of an alcoholic beverage to celebrate the humiliating death of Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group al-Qaeda, at the hands of the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group, informally known as Navy SEAL Team 6, of Joint Special Operations Command on May 2, 2011 during "Operation Neptune Spear". Nearly always accompanied by damning "toasts" expressing either disparaging remarks against Osama and/or celebration over his violent death or his current status as fish food in the North Arabian Sea.

May be used once upon first hearing of Osama's death, or any number of instances afterward, often as a replacement of more generic toasts such as "cheers" or "bottoms up." The later often makes reference to the fact that you have already drank to Osama's demise in the past, but you're doing so again because he is, after all, still dead.

Variants on this include a "bloody bin laden shot" which consists of a clear (ex; vodka) Osama bin Laden shot followed by a chaser of anything red, with a toast making reference to his bloody death and sea burial.

Note that Osama bin Laden shots, including any variants, and any accompanying toast become unusable in the event that Osama comes back as a zombie or something.
Example 1:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Is he still dead?
American: He is still dead!
Other American: To bloody bin Laden in a watery grave!
American: I hope a hermit crab makes a home out of his skull.

Example 2:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Naw dude, can't. Don't you watch the news? He came back as a zombie.
American: Oh....wait..what?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026