Cat rape

When James Dickinson enters a room, and inserts his chode-like penis into a cat's anus, thus causing the cat to shriek and flee the room.

*James enters*
*James smirks when a cat comes into sight*
*Cat rape occurs courtesy of James*
*James has a celebratory dance to S Club 7's 'reach for the stars'*

Cat rape by BlondeCatLover February 19, 2010

Cat Rape

When a female is raped passionately and screams like a cat. They usually scratch pretty violently. Similar to doggystyle. The victim eventually likes it since the rapist has to be around the same age. This is also similar to suprise sex.

Dylan cat raped Jordan. Garren was the king of cat rapage.

Cat Rape by BludgeonedBill November 2, 2009

rape cat 

rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction

person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!

rape cat by the grandfather of badassery June 9, 2009

Cat Raper 

See: Jeff Chrisman who is a fag

You are a fucking cat raper

Cat Raper by I hate Jeff December 7, 2004

anus corking cat raper 

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.

Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.

anus corking cat raper by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009

bill gates raped my cat 

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."

{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!

bill gates raped my cat by Russ Bus November 29, 2007