spurgy

This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.

I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.