spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 13, 2013

spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

by Free Jinger November 15, 2015

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 03, 2018

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 18, 2017

Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

by Jotaro Joestar March 05, 2021

Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021

Hope Spurgeon

The most emo looking motherfucker on the planet.

But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen

She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon

Person 1: "Hope Spurgeon? She's a bully."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, she's awesome."

by NumberOneHopeSpurgeonLover August 23, 2024