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A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.
Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris
by Hoss420 November 12, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.
"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."
by Free Jinger January 20, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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