spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

by Free Jinger January 20, 2016

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 03, 2018

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

by Jotaro Joestar March 04, 2021

Spurgeon

Prince. Of Royal Lineage. Bold, Creative and Resilient.

An advocate for the oppressed and fighter for all things good. A true lover, kind and altruistic in nature. Yet, the nicest person you do not want to mess with. Heart of a lion and mind full of wisdom.

When in the heat of it all, channel your inner Spurgeon.

by Honest_truthist November 23, 2021

Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021