Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

Don't Neglect the Balls by PhailBot June 14, 2010

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pothole neglect

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

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