snookie

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.

Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.

by Rick Stone December 15, 2009

snookie

to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease

“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”

by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011

snookie

a genital wart; a venereal wart

He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.

by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011

snookie

A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore

snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!

by truthseer November 23, 2011

snookie

-a short, fat (more ugly-than-not) girl with an attitude, who believes that she is very hot-looking

My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.

by dex87111 January 19, 2010

snookie

a bitch getting her shit rocked

bitch u better leave me alone fo' i snookie yo junk

by wordupguru December 26, 2009

snookie

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003