snookie
snookie by Rick Stone December 15, 2009
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Snookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time
Snookie by 18th century aristocrat January 19, 2010
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“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”
snookie by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011
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He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.
snookie by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011
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A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!
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My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.