schlort 

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlort 

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

schlort by bt February 27, 2003

schlort 

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

schlort by Shackoon July 8, 2005

schlort 

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

schlort by oweikdio September 8, 2008

Schlort 

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

Schlort by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

schlort 

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

schlort by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlort 

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

Schlort by Brobacca May 17, 2011