1 definition by oweikdio

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Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio August 01, 2006

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