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Lay report 

Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.

She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
Lay report by Dboy123 January 12, 2010
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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What a fucking nerd neck!

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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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