Toppers' House 

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.

I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.

Toppers' House by The Girl You Know You Want January 4, 2010

Rocking Horse Topper 

(1) Andy Parker; (2) the opposite of a power bottom.

E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.

I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...

Rocking Horse Topper by J B B J October 27, 2011

housewarming party up topper 

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

housewarming party up topper by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008