- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.
- what you get for people who die on holidays.
- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
- what you get for people who die on holidays.
- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.
New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.
New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
by Future Requirement December 22, 2009
One of those strange souls who finds actual love and joy planning for and engaging in the holiday season and holiday cheer from October through January.
"Gross, I hate pumpkin spice."
"Don't kink shame the holidaisy, Bruce, we put up with your sun worship in the summer."
"Don't kink shame the holidaisy, Bruce, we put up with your sun worship in the summer."
by Quipper October 7, 2020