Resextionist 

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.

Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.

Resextionist by Rah rah roma ma gaga ooh la la December 9, 2009

resetting the tally 

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

resetting the tally by piro May 18, 2003

Resetting the Universe 

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.

' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '

Resetting the Universe by epicccc kid December 30, 2009

resetting

The term used to describe the act of curling up into a ball after an embarrsing or painfull events. It's primary function is to block out reality untill the event has been forgotten by the people who witnessed it. A state of resetting can last any length of time as usually makes the situation alot more embarrasing.

Nat: *falls down the last two steps and curls up into a ball to block out reality*
Daz: Lol, RESETTING sinabit Nat.

resetting by gazamano May 12, 2010

2. Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.

You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'

' How epic. '

' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '

' Oh God guys your so epic '

2. Resetting the Universe by epicccc kids December 31, 2009

resextion 

When moving to a higher or clearer area in order to inact better intercourse.

Man the resextion here is terrible. Babe, let's move to the top of that hill.

resextion by MoreMatureThanAM101 July 18, 2017

resetting

The act of sticking a screwdriver up the anus while being held upside down.

A: I want to reset you like a furby tonight.
B: i could really go for a good resetting

resetting by FeelingFrosty February 7, 2020