Squits 

The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day

Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits

or

Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits

Squits by Barry Pap April 29, 2003

Squits 

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.

Squits by Jonathan June 21, 2004

squits 

When you think you're going to fart, but liquid shit squirts out of your ass leaving you with shitted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.

I thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm shit i knew i had the squits.

squits by gooz January 12, 2004

squits 

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
liquidised thru posteria for very alarming results. not something one would like wen in the company of a very beautiful specimen!

do u want us to show u or summink???

squits by durchfall April 13, 2004

Squits 

The sudden urge to go to the bathroom after a fart, only to find that only a few splashes of diarrhoea begin oozing from your rectum as you feel 'clogged up'....

"I think that chicken was undercooked, I've been feeling funny but I think I've just had the squits."

Squits by M3ga Bea5t September 20, 2020

The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.

Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.

The Squits by tonymcguff May 14, 2010

Raging squits 

Another term for explosive diarreah. See also Chocolate slug and ja rule

I'm not well at all, i sat on the pot this morning and i had the raging squits

Raging squits by Wise Man November 13, 2003