Internet Withdrawal

When an avid user of the internet, goes through more than two days of internet deprivation.

The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!

Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.

(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)

Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??

Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...

(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)

Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

(Steve steps back)

Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!

Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.

Internet Withdrawal by The Super Ninja November 13, 2009

Internet Withdrawal

Is when you go days without the internet, and you start to feel bad/withdraw, because you don't have access to your Facebook, YouTube, or any other site that you frequent. It's commonly cause by a drop of service by an ISP.

Verizon is doing diagnostics on their internet in the Katie's area, they had to take the internet down for a day or two, now Katie is going through Internet Withdrawal.

Internet Withdrawal by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 15, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012