dumback

A person who tries to verbally retaliate to a witty comment, and fails epically.

a: "Your gut is so big, if i threw a cheeto at you it would revolve around it."

b: "Your brain is so dumb that it can't even do stuff."

c: "DUMBACK!"

dumback by sike moda November 12, 2009

dumbacity 

the tenacious predisposition toward being a dumb ass. an alarmingly noticeable character trait in the lives of those whose general existence tends to disprove the theory "survival of the fittest." portmanteaux of dumbass and tenacity.

The CFO of our company added the number 29 and 30 and came up with a solution of 64; his general dumbacity is astounding.

dumbacity by sandeebean96 February 13, 2008

dumbwack 

adj. Very played out, or stupid. Gay, not worth your time.

1. Yo, that shit is dumbwack son.
2. I was gonna go to the movies, but that dumbwack bitch bailed out on me.
3. This homework is dumbwack for true.

dumbwack by b-money dizzle March 28, 2005

dumbacrat 

is someone who believes there are more than two gender and that racism still exists and that women are being oppressed. that all of our guns should be taken away

oh wow look at that white dumbacrat yelling at random pedestrians for being racist even though they are not racist.

dumbacrat by lick long toes 613 May 29, 2018

dumbacrat 

a derivation of the noun "democrat" but with emphasis on the democrated mantra.
"I'm proud to be ignorant!"

Typical democrat: "Communism works in theory, so we should have more goverment programs that redistribute wealth."

my respone: "Well thats your typical self countra-dicting dumbacrat"

dumbacrat by Jundi October 13, 2004

dumbback

To respond to ribbing and or being poked fun at with an utterly lame response that lacks wit and shows how much of a tool you really are.

George eating as many shrimp as he can gets zinged by a colleague with the classic line... "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running outta shrimp"... He stews and comes up with a dumbback.... much much later... "Oh yeah.. Well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you" This is when you realized you met your match awkwardly laughed and should have limped back to Mommy and called your therapist ASAP.

dumbback by Bobby Big Head September 5, 2009

Dumpback Whale

The act of exsposing ones naked rear end while swimming, as a whale would flip it's tail in the air before diving.

We spotted a dude pulling off a dumpback whale at the pool today.

Dumpback Whale by Hedwund April 9, 2010