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To respond to ribbing and or being poked fun at with an utterly lame response that lacks wit and shows how much of a tool you really are.
George eating as many shrimp as he can gets zinged by a colleague with the classic line... "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running outta shrimp"... He stews and comes up with a dumbback.... much much later... "Oh yeah.. Well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you" This is when you realized you met your match awkwardly laughed and should have limped back to Mommy and called your therapist ASAP.
dumbback by Bobby Big Head September 5, 2009
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dumbwalking

walking slowly, without paying attention to the world around you because you are consulting a smartphone
Japan enters the era of smartphones and 'dumbwalking'
dumbwalking by grammar.geek April 5, 2016

DumbJack 

A person who refuses to taste food or specifically meat, before drowning it in Ketchup.

An ignorant individual who will not try anything new or refuses to try a new concept.

An annoying individual who stalks females.
Who' this dumbjack? (A ridiculous looking individual who is assumed to be a stalker.)

Can you please pass the Ketchup? (This statement is in the first person, where the individual is at a establishment where fine meats are served in which case a pointless amount of ketchup is dumped onto ones main course.)

Oh my god, is dumbjack doing it again? (Third person statement where the same situation is as above but from anothers perspective.
DumbJack by Getzimus December 26, 2007

dumbwick 

when your a dumbwick you act dumb but your actually smart and also if you don’t want to curse you can say dumbwick and instead of saying dumbass
hey whats 2+2?
4 You Dumbwick
dumbwick by ARI012 February 3, 2021
A person who tries to verbally retaliate to a witty comment, and fails epically.
a: "Your gut is so big, if i threw a cheeto at you it would revolve around it."

b: "Your brain is so dumb that it can't even do stuff."

c: "DUMBACK!"
dumback by sike moda November 12, 2009

Dumbsack 

Someone who Is a dumbsack is someone annoys people to act dumb
Yo that weird kid at school is a dumbsack
Dumbsack by I’m a nerd March 1, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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