sober

A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.

When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.

by Evil Bella March 05, 2005

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober

recovery time between fits of alcoholism

person:How are you Jim?
Jim:Sober.
person:Damn. Beer?
Jim:I got the short straw, I'm designated

by belt loop July 20, 2008

sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.

One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!

Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...

by Noodle8 November 24, 2011

sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer

Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober

by Wes2912 January 10, 2015

sober

boring, dull, uninteresting.

"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."

by manders0724 July 15, 2007