soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.

" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"

by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005

Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

by CleanGod100 January 15, 2019

Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

by Thestabbinhob0 December 5, 2009

Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.

Sober

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 10, 2020

Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.

I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.

by discipleofganja April 5, 2018

Sober

Something my mother is not.

Me-ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING BE SOBER AND DRINK WATER?
Mom- what is “wuter”

by Chickenisdawicken October 14, 2020

Sober

Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with washing up, finding CDs and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!

Douglas is the designated driver tonight, so he has to stay sober.

by LC-DDM June 14, 2018