The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.
Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009
something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.
"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012
1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real
2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body
3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover
2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body
3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover
by oops1644 January 2, 2008
Transition into sobriety
by b'clauj October 22, 2008
by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018
Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.
by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017