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A derogatory term for boring people.
*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
by Davidsftwk September 07, 2012
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1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover
I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI
by oops1644 January 02, 2008
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To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.
Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!
by CJ Miles May 16, 2006
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Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.
"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."
by Dirty Shambler May 03, 2006
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Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.
"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"
by Flopings March 25, 2017
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A fuckin rad song by Tool. Listen to it.
Have you heard Sober? It's a great song.
by Papa_John420killme January 02, 2017
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