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Pertaining to any typical know it all asshole, jerk off who thinks he's more important than everything, or someone who truly believes their presence alone is one of God's gifts to the world. Possibly one of the most irritating individuals in existence.
"Dan" is such a hoonyak, no wonder he can't maintain a friendship.
hoonyak by Merhoser December 26, 2006
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Hosniak is that moment when you cum but you didn't empty yourself and cum drops are still dripping from your penis-hole.
Man, yesterday I was masturbating and hosniak happened to me.
hosniak by dajilzmrd September 12, 2019
If you or your friend is a hosniak then it means that he likes getting his balls licked while having sex with his homosexual friend or boyfriend
Maaan, my boyfriend is a hosniak!
hosniak by dajilek April 8, 2020
hosniak is a person obsessed with apple flavored condoms
"Yo, my girlfriend is totally a hosniak!"
hosniak by dajilzmrd April 6, 2020

Hoonikah 

Hoonikah: noun; hoon-i-kah; A robust day, typically during the 8 days of Hanukkah, comprised of hooning filled to the brim with outlandish ignorance; often includes excess consumption of intoxicants such as marijuana and/or alcohol (other drugs have been known to be consumed on this day as well). Large scale holiday themed parties take place on this day annually all around the world.
Broheem are you going to the hoonikah party tomorrow night? I heard it's supposed to be bonkers my guy.
Hoonikah by Jordan Homestead December 4, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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