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Pertaining to any typical know it all asshole, jerk off who thinks he's more important than everything, or someone who truly believes their presence alone is one of God's gifts to the world. Possibly one of the most irritating individuals in existence.
"Dan" is such a hoonyak, no wonder he can't maintain a friendship.
hoonyak by Merhoser December 26, 2006
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Hosniak is that moment when you cum but you didn't empty yourself and cum drops are still dripping from your penis-hole.
Man, yesterday I was masturbating and hosniak happened to me.
hosniak by dajilzmrd September 12, 2019
If you or your friend is a hosniak then it means that he likes getting his balls licked while having sex with his homosexual friend or boyfriend
Maaan, my boyfriend is a hosniak!
hosniak by dajilek April 8, 2020
hosniak is a person obsessed with apple flavored condoms
"Yo, my girlfriend is totally a hosniak!"
hosniak by dajilzmrd April 6, 2020

Hoonikah 

Hoonikah: noun; hoon-i-kah; A robust day, typically during the 8 days of Hanukkah, comprised of hooning filled to the brim with outlandish ignorance; often includes excess consumption of intoxicants such as marijuana and/or alcohol (other drugs have been known to be consumed on this day as well). Large scale holiday themed parties take place on this day annually all around the world.
Broheem are you going to the hoonikah party tomorrow night? I heard it's supposed to be bonkers my guy.
Hoonikah by Jordan Homestead December 4, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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