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assmatized 

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010
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assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).
Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.
assmerized by adzling21 August 18, 2010

Assmitized 

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.
Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.
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Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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