symantec

The worlds worts Backup Software. It requires hacking the registry of production mail servers, installing hotfixes, and 8 hours on the phone with India to get it to work for a week before it breaks.

What happend to your backups? Symantec broke them.

symantec by 0c0ld August 7, 2009

Symantec

A prestigious and well-known company that produces software, which serves to protect computers from viruses, trojans, hackers, etc. While their software may be very unresourceful and sluggish, it is thorough in its virus scans and protection.

"The world's most trusted antivirus solution" --Symantec slogan

Symantec by Eta January 1, 2005

Symantec

World's largest network security and data protection software company. Leading provider internet security products including award-winning Norton Anti Virus and Norton 360. Leading provider of Data Protection and Data Loss Prevention software. Symantec NetBackup provides the most comprehenseive backup solution available in terms of client coverage, platform coverage and leading edge technology.

Symantec Internet security software can't keep PORN-surfing 40-year-old virgins from recklessly infecting their computers; it can only tell them they are doing something dangerous.

Symantec by MFESCKS August 24, 2009

Symantecing 

Not working as expected; Antivirus that does not catch any viruses.

Your antivirus is the worst, it has been symantecing.

Symantecing by woomaster November 16, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008