Neighbornet 

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.

Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!

Neighbornet by nubluva December 31, 2006

Neighbornet 

When your inter-web cuts your obviously hard work and dedicated web browsing short, use your neighbors conveniently unsecured network.

Dude your internet is down again!
-Its ok, just use my neighbornet.

Neighbornet by LucienC August 15, 2009

Neighbornet 

The internet you get when mooching off of a neighbor's wireless connection, as opposed to just the regular internet you get directly. Unlike the regular internet, the neighbornet is slower, and dies randomly, but it's free.

"Shit, brah, my router's busted. I'm stuck checkin' Facebook on the neighbornet coming from the guy across the hall."

Neighbornet by Zrazor August 17, 2008

neighbornet 

The areas neighbors wireless network.(often used on vacation) Usually unencrypted and slow but great when yours goes down, or you need to do something questionable.

Hey man, can you sign on here?
There is a neighbornet but it keeps dropping me.

neighbornet by Bween February 20, 2007

neighborcest 

Its like incest, but between neighbors.

Franny wanted to marry Jordy, but since they were neighbors, that would be neighborcest.

neighborcest by pianodude88 May 14, 2011

neighborleech 

(adj)

The highly frequently needed adjective to describe the neighbor: who borrows everything and never returns anything; who drinks your beer, wine and booze, but never reciprocates; who hides inside until you have completed the shared yard cleaning, snow shoveling, and similar tasks; who blames you for any problems with their property, life, vehicles or pets; whose pet(s)defecate(s) not on their grass but on yours... causing it to yellow and die in the summer heat; vocally complains to other neighbors about anything that you haven't done for them today; and finally, who drives an eco-friendly vehicle while glaring at you with pompous disdain for not bowing down to them for their eco-superiority.

Term can also apply to countries, and geographically adjoining regions. British/Canadian spelling neighbourleech.

It was mighty neighborleech of Bob to cower inside until you had completed all of his snow shoveling after today's blizzard and leave sneering at you while he drove away in his hybrid.

Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is being geopolitically neighborleech in pulling out jets and troops from the fight against ISIS. He has left the heavy lifting to the United States and other western allies. The re-pussification of Canada is imminent.

neighborleech by johnny dundle head September 11, 2016

neighbores 

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.

lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)

neighbores by earpuller June 11, 2006