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Destroying something as a result of foolish upgrades or misguided repairs, typically automotive related.
He tooefed his engine when he sprayed lighter fluid in the airbox.
tooef by Oldpoopie May 29, 2010
Related Words
tooef toof toofer toolface toofy toofus toefuck tjoef toefl toofah
verb:

To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.

"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
I just tooefed my job and got fired by stalking the boss's pregnant daughter. Now I just cryfap in the corner of my basement apartment all day.

I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.

I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
tooef by teh dub August 13, 2009

bloof toof 

bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007
Ha toof is the sound made when you spit
Moe: Ya Kaleb, ha toof alayk
Tiny town in northern Utah where the only thing to do is go to Wal-mart. Pronounced Too-will-uh
Tooele? How do you pronounce that?
Tooele by Mori-tora April 6, 2009

spittin' da toof 

spitting the fragments of a toothpick that you bit onto the street while walking with your trademark swag after eating at a buffet
Bob: Dude check it out, whats that guy doing?

John: Oh he's spittin' da toof, I'm hungry now, let's get sumthin to eat

Bob: aight, ima spit da toof after, too.