To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.
"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
I just tooefed my job and got fired by stalking the boss's pregnant daughter. Now I just cryfap in the corner of my basement apartment all day.
I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.
I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
To mess something up, to break it beyond reasonable repair
That guy just tooefed his engine by using the wrong fuel.
I just tooefed my relationship with my girlfriend because I started stalking her pregnant sister
Destroying something as a result of foolish upgrades or misguided repairs, typically automotive related.
He tooefed his engine when he sprayed lighter fluid in the airbox.