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Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).
Get off your high-horse, you toolface!
by blugirl January 27, 2005
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A face made by someone who is in fact a tool. It usually consists of a widening of the eyes and flared nostrils.
If you come across a person making this face, run away as quickly as you possibly can.
Damn, fool. Did you see Hammer today? He was throwing down that tool face all over the place!
by Spanky McSpanker June 10, 2007
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by owned!!! June 09, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.
Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.
by toolface December 12, 2006
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