Gelping 

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?

No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

Gelping by kimhush June 15, 2009

Gelping 

Vomiting in another persons mouth and both parties enjoying it in a sexual manner

Last night me and my girlfreiend were doing some serious Gelping! She loved it

Gelping by Jack H Jarvis October 24, 2008

Gelking 

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

gelling 

Being on the same wavelength as someone, being mentally in-synch with someone, or working really well together.

My GF and I were just not gelling today. She wasn't getting any of my jokes.

gelling by mangodaiquiri October 1, 2009

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

Gelbing 

The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.

We were gelbing it this weekend when we rented that boat and rescued those drowning supermodels then had a party to celebrate.

Gelbing by gags0902 October 31, 2011

Gulping 

The act of dry swallowing.

I began gulping when I saw the look on my barbers face that assured me that he might of f***** up my hairline.

Gulping by themanwiththedrip February 6, 2019