Gelking

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

Gelk

1. The act of pulling on your dick so hard that it will give your dick extra length and girth

"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"

1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat

Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.

by Jose Fernandez May 15, 2008

Doing karaoke with a live band that is good enough

by Fries60 April 17, 2024

I'm gonna gelk you!

by RE13-L March 29, 2024

The act of gooning and jelking at the same time. It is an efficient method used by many gooners to achieve pleasure while also extending their hogs.

I was gelking to Larry Bird hype videos last night. I went from nine to ten centimeters and nutted thirty times!