Emerson is a gelding
by Adolph Shitler March 15, 2004
by Boris March 5, 2005
by dremcewan June 17, 2019
Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.
In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.
by Kenny Canstacker January 15, 2011
an ironic take on "gilding the lily"
meaning castrating ie sabotaging something when a state of near perfection has been achieved;
subverting a successful enterprise
meaning castrating ie sabotaging something when a state of near perfection has been achieved;
subverting a successful enterprise
We established a social network to encourage creative expression of ideas, then we "gelded the lily" by imposing rules when the discussion was starting to heat up.
by Yubajeff May 17, 2009
by Jojo876 June 23, 2022