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HVS- Stands for Horny Virgin Syndrome. 1.) The state of being horny yet still a virgin. This state can come and go as the virgin's labido rises and falls.
2.) A term to describe a person who is a virgin and also horny. When used in this way, HVS's tendency to stay with a person is undeffined or unlimited.
1.) Friend1- "Is your HVS kicking in again?"
Friend2- "You have no idea. Especially after the bassist removed his shirt.."

2.) Friend1- "This is horrible I need to rid myself of this damned HVS!"
Friend2- "I may be able to help you with that.."
HVS by Shake-The-Disease August 25, 2005
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Habitual Vehicular Stupidity or HVS is the scourge that infects over 3/4 of American's once they sit behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. It's easy to spot a person suffering from HVS, They're the idiot in front of you!
this moron doing 45 in a 65 is suffering from HVS.
HVS by xraybravo June 10, 2009
i was with this girl last night, about to score, til her HVS made me think twice
HVS by jer-jer September 6, 2010

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hvstorias is a really cool account on tiktok. her content is weird but funny i actually like laugh out loud. hvstorias if you see this marry me- hanjisliver
hvstorias is hanjisliver’s second wife after sza
hvstorias by Hi4839237833 May 4, 2021
hvsfu by luwfbm August 28, 2023

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A word that will fall upon your search engine when you fall asleep on your keyboard. Very beautiful, as you can see. I got this idea when my cat walked across my very keyboard and made a mess of it.
Once, when my dog slept on my keyboard. He made a nvfdjlkhgnkvrjbnk/hvsh'grvjhilehfkh.