verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.
"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.
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The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.
His boyfriend is into slurching.
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You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.
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To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.
It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.
by Kellyriffic June 10, 2008
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A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.
Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.
by Braze13 April 25, 2010
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When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.
I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.
by deth2israel July 17, 2013
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