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1. slurch
to smoke, usually marijuana.
lets go slurch
2. Slurch
A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.
Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.
3. Slurch
To have one's head flopped over towards the shoulder, often resulting in the appearance of a roll of neck fat. A combination of slouch and lurch, often done while napping or otherwise resting.
It was so cute when they were sleeping all slurched over on the bus.
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