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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
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Beranger 

A musician that gathers huge crowds around him and takes people on a new adventure with music.
Usually a Beranger uses a complicated instrument or his voice.

As a very passionate human being he make for a great lover and friend.

Although he has a great leader personality, he sometimes forgets to take care of the people following him, which can lead to conflict. Beranger’s are known to be open minded and can usually resolve the conflicts by obtaining empathy and understanding of their surroundings.
Play Beranger on repeat!"
Beranger by windwhistle October 30, 2020

bemungled 

dude last night pat took one hit from that grav bong and got so bemungled he got lost when he closed his eyes
bemungled by smugly mcweed October 5, 2010

finger-bangled 

Posting voluminous amounts of the music of The Bangles to a person's Facebook wall in a bombardment like manner, similar to a Steamy Collins. Songs typically should include "Walking Down Your Street" or "In Your Room", among others. Similar to a Steamy Collins.
Damn son, you got finger-bangled!
finger-bangled by Q.C.Drums April 11, 2010

bewanged 

A word created by Homer Simpson for those of the male gender.

I.e. those with wangs.
On tailgaiting: "What childbirth is to women, eating trunk meats is to the bewanged."
bewanged by John P. Beezy May 5, 2008

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006