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making muffins

Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)
Did you just see that?! Gooch was just making muffins!
making muffins by Jennoza July 10, 2010

Making muffins

The act of having sex with a cat, than naming all of the hideous half human-half cat offspring Muffin.
<matt> What did you do this weekend Jake?
<jake> i wuz makin muffins!
<matt> ahhh yeah.
Making muffins by Mc Matt December 3, 2004

making sky muffins 

it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.
Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026