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fantasturbate 

when one masturbates so impeccably well that he has a fantastic and accomplished feeling afterwards; when he can look back on that day as a day that was worth living. If one has these feelings, he deserves an award, for he has just fantasturbated.
After a long and depressing day at work, the man came home and felt the need to fantasturbate. After he did, he went to sleep quite satisfied.
fantasturbate by mrgatorademan April 18, 2010

Flasturbate 

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.
Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?
Flasturbate by Flasty December 22, 2014

Flasturbate 

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.
The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.
Flasturbate by Seuse November 29, 2003

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.
George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.
Failsturbation by kel80mak September 30, 2011

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.
Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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