when one masturbates so impeccably well that he has a fantastic and accomplished feeling afterwards; when he can look back on that day as a day that was worth living. If one has these feelings, he deserves an award, for he has just fantasturbated.
After a long and depressing day at work, the man came home and felt the need to fantasturbate. After he did, he went to sleep quite satisfied.
by mrgatorademan April 17, 2010