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1 definition by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.
I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.
by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009