Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".

Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.

Closed book by Cynedia August 8, 2016

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closed book

Any woman/girl who acts in a way that makes her difficult to figure out or understand.

I really like this chick, but she's like a closed book to me.

closed book by SlangTwang January 20, 2009

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closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.

Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.

closed book by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010

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close the book

IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.

Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.

close the book by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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