closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 16, 2007

Closed casket

When a man that spits booty chatter. Finds another way to end his pause moment and closed the casket. Similar to being in a closed closet

closed casket - to close casket of a person after using the word booty chatter

by Untrill bill July 11, 2019

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 2, 2014

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017