chode

past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

by doboy11 November 9, 2011

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 25, 2004

chode

The area of skin between a man's penis and his anus.

I think your chode is nice.

by Segibson June 19, 2005

chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

chode

Another taste word for nacho or taint.

The gental giant found cheese growing from his chode.

by Chogi Punga January 28, 2005

chode

1)A penis whose diameter is greater than it's length. In other words, it is just a really wide dick.

2) Any person who is really fat, gross and useless.

Examples
a "Dude! That kids chode id so wide he can't even masturbate because he can't get a good grip.

b This one guy does something really gay and retarded, thus making him a chode

by Chodeboy January 16, 2007