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1. chide
Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.
Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.
by chodemaster Dec 10, 2002 add a video
2. chide
A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
by cartman5000 Aug 5, 2004 add a video
3. chide
Chide is the feminine from of chode (penis bigger around than it is long). It is a vagina bigger around than it is deep. I've seen, in the deeper reaches of on-line personals, chode and chide mixer sites.
I was out of clean bowls, so I just ate my cereal out of Lindsey's chide.
by junebugg Mar 10, 2005 add a video
4. chide
Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.
That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.
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