Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.
Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.
by chodemaster December 10, 2002
A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
by cartman5000 August 05, 2004
A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.
Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.
by DrmoTroniczZ June 09, 2015
Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.
That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.
by Jenna E September 28, 2005