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parallel park

when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees
"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."
parallel park by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008
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Parallel Park

When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.
"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."
Parallel Park by Abscher1 April 26, 2010

parallel park

a vagina so cavernous that you can put your junk in sideways.
That girl is so wide, you can parallel park her.
parallel park by drdave88 December 17, 2008

Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
Parallel Park by btw soma May 16, 2021

Parallel park a doughnut 

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring
Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
Word of the Day on October 22, 2014

parallel parking 

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.
As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.
parallel parking by Cabot November 17, 2006
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