break shitty

A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.

Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank?
Clyde: Just "break shitty". Act all pissed-off and say,"Why the hell are you rummaging through my damn mattress evey time I step out for a shower!".

by Bangy March 26, 2009