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Slap a beard on that ho 

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.
Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

slap the board 

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.
slap the board by kaspear February 10, 2019

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.
He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.
beardscaping by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardscape 

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.
I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.
beardscape by beardster December 16, 2011

beardslipper 

Hey mate you know that cock Jeramy” “oh yeah he’s a total beardslipper”
beardslipper by Barbra647282828 August 14, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026